Top Ten Things Pale Girls Hear at the Beach

10.“Oh my god, you're so white!” Thanks, I hadn't noticed. 9.“Wow you can't tan? That would suck.” Pretty sure skin cancer sucks worse. 8."Why don't you just go to tanning beds if you can't tan?” Because lighting my money on fire would be more effective. 7."Why don't you just try spray tan/bronzer?” Because white plus … Continue reading Top Ten Things Pale Girls Hear at the Beach