No one ever talks about the struggle of having small boobs. All I ever see is “They're always in the way, I swear I can never do anything #bigboobproblems” Please, I wish. I've never been a well endowed woman and that's never been a problem until I'm met with someone who is both chesty and complaining. … Continue reading Small Boob Problems
You’re at a party or a bar or any social setting. Everyone is engaged in great conversation and having a really good time. And then it happens... someone silently points their phone at you to show you something they found on the Internet. They sit there with laughter in their eyes waiting for you to read the text, tweet, meme … Continue reading My First World Problem
10.“Oh my god, you're so white!” Thanks, I hadn't noticed. 9.“Wow you can't tan? That would suck.” Pretty sure skin cancer sucks worse. 8."Why don't you just go to tanning beds if you can't tan?” Because lighting my money on fire would be more effective. 7."Why don't you just try spray tan/bronzer?” Because white plus … Continue reading Top Ten Things Pale Girls Hear at the Beach
In conversations with my lady friends over the years, I've discovered two things that no one ever talks about, that we really should. Every time these subjects come up, it's like a breakthrough in therapy. The clouds part and someone shouts “I thought I was the only one!” Tears ensue, and we all feel so … Continue reading Divine Secrets of a Furry Sisterhood.
I cried at work today. Not because I was sad or angry, no. I cried because my cash register was out of quarters. As I hung my head low, counting out change through blurred vision and hoping the customers in line didn't notice, I realized this must be the work of lady voodoo. I guess … Continue reading Lady Voodoo