Emergency Wine is the original home for my thoughts. Mostly full of creativity exuded in poetry and short stories, it offers a slice of insight into who I am. Through Emergency Wine I have gained experience in managing WordPress hosted websites. Connecting with a like-minded WordPress community is inspirational. I update as regularly as I … Continue reading Welcome to Emergency Wine
Dear Motivation, I am heartbroken. It has been a lifetime since I’ve held you in my arms, feeling the gentle caress of the things we have accomplished together. I long to look deeply into your to-do list and sensually cross each item off— one by one. The soft silk of success between my fingers grows … Continue reading A Love Letter
Step One: Shirk all responsibilities. Step Two: Tell yourself that you're not going to blow off your responsibilities. You're just going to do them tomorrow. Step Three: Don't do them tomorrow. Step Four: Make excuses. Step Five: While reviewing your to-do list, curl up into the fetal position and cry. It’s recommended to have a … Continue reading A guide to being a responsible functioning adult.